The Department of Apocryphal Affairs

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Due to technical issues beyond our control (and some within), we are unable to serve you DAA websites at this time. Our Information Technology team is working around the clock! We don't know what kind of work they're doing it, but rest assured, they are doing it in an established perimeter surrounding the only clock in their office.

In the meantime, please enjoy this animated gif (pronounced "Jeff") of a bemused cat. So cute! So bemused!

Here because you misplaced one of your regulation audio cassettes? Digital simulations of the recorded material are available here at the Department of Apocryphal Affair's music store.